Whenever I do jumping jacks I feel like my ovaries are gna fall out
HI GUYS LIKE I HAD 2 HOURS OF SLEEP WOOHOO THIS FEELS GREAT I MEAN IM FEELING FRESH AND COMPLETELY ADEQUATE. SO WHAT MY EYES ARE A LITTLE BIT SWOLLEN. CAN I JUST SAY I FEEL MY EYES ARE LIKE PASSIONFRUIT SEEDS.
heads up if i ever stop talking to you as much its not you there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg i still want to be close if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you be a Pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself ps its more than likely...
jesuschristvevo: i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone. It gives me time to think, and set my mind free. I like eating alone, and listening to music alone. But when I see a mother with her child; A girl with her lover; Or a friend laughing with their best friend; I realize that even though I like being alone I don’t fancy being lonely.
yunzi: if someone called me a cunt id shrug and say u r wat u eat then smirk and walk away
njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
ussawesome: when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
She had a strange feeling in the pit of her stomach, like when you’re swimming...– Julia Gregson, East of the Sun (via madaeli26)
I cannot make you understand. I cannot make anyone understand what is happening...– Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis (via ceedling)
datingaunicorn: Taco and Salsa have a new hit called “I’m Nacho Hero”
Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things...– Chuck Klosterman - Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story (via fatifer)
cipherpol9: my favorite word is no