24ribs: I swear to god if the person I’m marrying doesn’t tear up and have the biggest fucking smile on when I start walking down the aisle at the wedding I’m just going to turn around and leave
h0odrich: if cartoons can wear the same clothes everyday then so can i
On our first date, I treated her to the finest ice cream Baskin-Robbins had to...– President Barack Obama on his first date with wife First Lady Michelle Obama (via paintedoncanvas)
queenswan: It gets better each time.
person: why do you love that celebrity so much, they're never gonna love you back
me: why do you breathe if you know you're eventually going to die
Problems of teenagers.
most teenagers: omg my parents caught me smoking yesterday
me: why can't I untangle these earphones
yupokay: averyniceprince: ...
I like the dark part of the night, after midnight and before four-thirty, when...– Dave Eggers, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius (via larmoyante)
icekev asked: Nice blog, check out mine if you want to
Gay Marriage: I'm only legal in 6 states.
Having sex with a horse: I'm legal in 23 states.
America: I'm an idiot.
You don’t have to be a boy to be masculine and you don’t have to be a girl to be...– (via katelizabeth)
What does it matter how many lovers you have if none of them gives you the...– Lacan (via nevver)